The directions got lost. This is one of my mom’s favorite jokes relating to the bad navigational skills of my twin sister and I.
7/16/11

Last night I had Nina read over my train ticket for Milano to Munich as it was all in German and I couldn’t make sense of it. Thankfully, she figured out that the train I was taking was leaving from Porta Girabaldi stazione and not Milano centrale as I had thought. Being without internet after dinner, this left travel arrangement planning to be done in the morning. My last breakfast in Italy was unforgettable: fresh yogurt, homemade jam, cake, cheeses, fruit and, of course, cappacuino. After packing my stinky clothes in my bag- it really smells bad- Dylan helped me make a last minute hotel reservation near the train station. Deciding to save money, I opted to take the train from Asti to Milano instead of a taxi. In retrospect, and given my history of navigational ineptitude, this was a mistake. Saying goodbye to Enrico, Dylan (pronounced: Deeeelaaahhnnn), Cris, Lorna, Cassidy, and Brett was hard. It has been such a great group to ride and hang out with over the past week and Dylan and Enrico have been awesome tour guides.
Nina and I arrived at the train station and were joined shortly thereafter by Kira, Charlie, Erica, and Scott. All of them were taking the train to Torino before my departure. We hugged goodbye, they hopped on the train, waved goodbye from the windows and I sat on the bench and cried. I always have a hard time saying goodbye. I eventually got on my train which was supposed to make a changeover somewhere. At the changeover point, the train to Milano never arrived at the appropriate gate. After asking a few locals and deciding I had missed said train I went into the ticket office to see about catching another train. Unfortunately, I missed the key differentiation between the local trains and the ones that go zoom zoom. I got on the slow train. And it wasn’t going to Milano centrale. Nuts.
Somewhere in Milano, like a fish in the forest (thanks Enrico for the Italian idiom), I was thinking I would just find a taxi and be done with it. However, apparently realizing I was a. lost and b. americano, this woman approached me and starting speaking English. It turns out she is an English teacher, what luck! She explained that taking the metro from this junction would be the best bet. We hopped off the train and she gave me a quick lesson on the workings of the metro system, the tickets, and where to go. I successfully made it to Girbaldi stazione.
At this point it has been a good 6.5 hours since leaving Asti and I decided a taxi to the hotel would be a good idea. I approached that taxi and in my best Italian asked to be taken to the hotel. After he stopped laughing, he took my bags out of the car and explained the hotel was too close to drive me to, which it well might have been; however, with my map handy I wandered aimlessly for close to an hour looking for it. Thankfully I was lured into a local bike shop filled with carbon fiber Bianchi bicycles and the local bike shop employees were able to steer me in the right direction.
It was now well after 4 in the afternoon and I absolutely had to make to Duomo while in Milano. I boarded a tram, which only costs 1 euro, and made it! (my first success of the day). It was well worth the travel. The amount of pointed arches and spires is breathtaking.
The inside of the church is the most amazing thing I have ever seen (I know you aren’t supposed to speak in absolutes, but it was). The signs posted outside said not to take pictures, so I obliged- breaking rules in a church is grounds for some serious bad karma and there are plenty of Chinese tourists who racked up a lot of bad karma today. The inside of the church has 52 massive pillars representing the weeks of the year and the liturgical calender. The shear size of the Duomo is overwhelming. Above the alter was a red light marking the site where nail from Jesus’s cross is kept. It was brought to Milan by St. Helen, who happened to be Emperor Constantine’s mother. The creepiest statue I saw had to be that of St. Bartolomeo, an apostle who was skinned alive by the Romans. The statue was carved by a student of Leonardo da Vinci’s and depicts Bartolomeo with his skin hanging, draped over him. (google search the image). The Duomo also contains the crypt of St. Charles Borromeo.
Exhausted, I headed back to the hotel for a good night’s rest before leaving for Munich in the morning. Milan reminded me a little bit of Chicago, except slightly busier. The roads are a crowded mess with trams, buses, cars, mopeds, and bicycles. The amount of people and everything going on was slightly overwhelming; I’ve always been kind of a country person. It was good to see the contrast of a big city as compared to the Italian countryside that I had spent most of my time in.
Goodnight, zzzzzz, zzzzzzz.